James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…
Tag: Hollywood
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business
Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147…
Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…
Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…
ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…
Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…
Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…
Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…
‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…
5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…