Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…
Tag: Hollywood
California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🤣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit 👗,…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
OMG! 🤯 “Sip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! 🙄 Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…
818Day: Valley Dwellers Unite to Celebrate… Existing
**OMG! 🙄 Join the totally lit 818 Day on Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 4–9 PM at Station 1640, Hollywood!** 🤪…
From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
OMG! 😱 The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! ✨ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…
Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
OMG! 😱 Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…