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Tag: Hollywood

Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back πŸ™„ 🏍️🎢
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Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back πŸ™„ 🏍️🎢

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. πŸ™„ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one πŸ˜‰), have decided…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🀣), finally…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!
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Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!

FinnMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

So, β€˜Γ‰toile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideasπŸ’…πŸŽ¬πŸ™„
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Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideasπŸ’…πŸŽ¬πŸ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…

Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🀣.
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Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🀣.

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…

Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summerβ€”Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! πŸ€£πŸš€
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Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summerβ€”Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! πŸ€£πŸš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2025April 20, 2025

Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…

“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows πŸΏπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
πŸΏπŸ§„ Blade Swaps Sword for Spatula: Cooking Show Instead of Vampire Hunting πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ§›
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“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows πŸΏπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

FinnMarch 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Hollywood is buzzing with excitement once again! 🎬 This time, the spotlight is on the beleaguered project “Blade,” which has…

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