Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I’ve got to say,…
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…
Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright terrifying horror movie of the century? 😱…
Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not
Let’s face it, gamers: our phones are a treasure trove of sensitive information just waiting to be exploited. From reused…
Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…
Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…
Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…
Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…
Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…
Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…