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Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
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AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently
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Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Lindsay Clancy case is back in the news, and it’s…

Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
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Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
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Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…

Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama
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Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I just can’t help but think that this…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…

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