TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
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McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…
WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…
Nation Celebrates Another Year of Existing on September 11
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s a story about people born on September 11, and how…
Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…
Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…