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Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
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Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
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XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…

Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…

Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again
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Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

The latest trailer for Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has dropped, and it’s a total bloodbath 🩸💉! The release date has…

SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…

Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway
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Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like all you Ninja Theory fans out there are in for a major disappointment 🤕. The…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

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