Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances ðĪŠ. He’s teaming up…
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Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…
Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On â April 14 2026 â Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
It’s time to get excited, folks! ðð This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…
Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now
After over 10 years of fans begging for a new Bloodborne game, Sony has finally decided to give them what…
Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…
Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…
Liberal snowflakes offended by Easter message, how shocking
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess
Big news, folks! ðĻ 11 bit studios and Carbonara Games have announced their latest project, Crop, a farming game that’s…
Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…
Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin
Oh joy, a new horror-comedy series to suck the life out of our souls ð! Bookings for Widowâs Bay, the…