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Tag: horror

Metal Icons Join Texas Frightmare Horror Convention Lineup in 2027
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Metal Icons Join Texas Frightmare Horror Convention Lineup in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden legends are set to appear at 2027’s “Texas Frightmare Weekend” horror convention under the banner…

Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026
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Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

HBO Max is bringing back The Gilded Age in November, because what the world really needed was more of the…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
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Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…

DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
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DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
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Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…

Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
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Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…

Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm
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Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright terrifying horror movie of the century? 😱…

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