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Tag: House of Cards

A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Oh, look, it's Hollywood's favorite cash cow trotting out yet another way to print money! 🐄💰
Breaking, Movie News

A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…

No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like Bitcoin’s “digital gold” status is melting faster than Biden’s ice cream cone in the summer…

“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”
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“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Well, well, well—if it isn’t the Democrats’ latest meltdown over the FBI doing what the FBI does best: investigating the…

CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR
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CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎮 Oh No, Not Again! The Great VR Modder Meltdown of 2026 🎮 Hold onto your headsets, folks, because the…

The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress
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The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Netflix just released the first trailer for the Stranger Things Season 5 BTS documentary, releasing on January 12th. Get ready…

World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…

ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Obamacare Open Enrollment: Prepare for Sticker Shock Thanks to Socialist Subsidies! The failing Affordable Care Act is back in the…

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