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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…

Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months
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Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a deadly midair collision between a Black Hawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional…

Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team
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Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Jane Doe, the woman who filed a lawsuit…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges
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Maduro’s Resume Gets Exciting New Entry: Alleged Torture Charges

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the case against former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro…

CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
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CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…

Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
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Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…

Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong
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Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A California couple, Silvia Zhang and her husband Guojun Xuan, have…

Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
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Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…

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