Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…
Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, making comments that have…
Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…
Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…
Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…
Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…
Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal
Well, folks, it looks like President Trump is hitting the campaign trail again, and this time he’s headed to Grand…
Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…
TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…