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Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
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Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…

Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri
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Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The Supreme Court has rejected an effort to use a new congressional map in Missouri for the November midterm elections,…

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
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Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…

Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun
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Trump Wins Right To Make Voter Registration More Fun

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump a big win in…

Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views
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Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed triumphal arch, and I have to say, it’s…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
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CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No
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Trump Keeps Trying To Silence Critics Courts Keep Telling Him No

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the American courts are doing their job, defending…

Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus
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Madness embarks on yet another not quite final performance at Rock N Roll Circus

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the circus is coming to town, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

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