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Tag: Hulk Hogan

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…

KORN’s Head Gets Deep: Life’s Fleeting, Bro
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KORN’s Head Gets Deep: Life’s Fleeting, Bro

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

KORN guitarist Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who once traded his dreads for devotion, is back with another profound video…

Game Over: Human Meme Hulk Hogan Loses His Final Boss Battle with Reality
He's Finally Tapped Out: The '80s Icon, Scandal Magnet, and Star of 'Santa with Muscles' Is Gone
Movie News

Game Over: Human Meme Hulk Hogan Loses His Final Boss Battle with Reality

FinnJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

At the ripe old age of 71, the squared circle in the sky has called home its most orange-tanned disciple…

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
Elephant Reads CNN

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…

Pixar blew $300M on “Elio” — Hulk Hogan was the hero, but Pixar accidentally releases the wrong animated movie
Wrong Flash Drive Destroys Disney: Queer "Elio" Bombs, Hulk Hogan Version Shelved
Movie News

Pixar blew $300M on “Elio” — Hulk Hogan was the hero, but Pixar accidentally releases the wrong animated movie

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Pixar has done it again — burned $300 million on a woke disaster that makes even “Lightyear” look like The…

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