Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s just finally facing off against Crooked Hillary in the eternal squared circle. Either way, you just know the Deep State had something to do with this. Probably slipped him some tainted protein powder. Sad!
Hogan, a real patriot who always stood up for what he believed in (unlike those virtue-signaling snowflakes), will be missed. I bet the libs are celebrating, thinking they’ve finally silenced a true voice of freedom. But don’t worry, folks, his legacy will live on, brother! In our hearts and in the wrestling ring, where real men settle their scores, not with whiny protests, but with body slams and leg drops. Rest in power, Hulkster. You were the real champion.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
