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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
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Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! 🎅🏼💥 If you thought the first Violent Night was…

Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
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Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
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Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
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American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

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