Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…
Tag: humor
Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…
Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…
Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8
Get ready for the latest cash-grab DLC from the lovely folks at SEGA Europe and Two Point Studios, because the…
TIFF 2026 Review: Stuffed – because who doesn’t love a film that’s a hot mess of crazy
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new movie Stuffed is like a box of chocolates…
PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…
Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…
GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow
As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer…
Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…