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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
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GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…

Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
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Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…

HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
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HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…

Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
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Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…

Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
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Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
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Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…

Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

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