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Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Who Has the Leverage in the DHS Shutdown Debate Amid Airport Chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…

Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Airport Adventure: Pay Up or Get Kicked Out!

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

President Trump’s Airport Crackdown: ICE Agents to Patrol Security Lines as Shutdown Continues In a bold move that has liberal…

Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Minneapolis Students in Crisis as ICE Agents Invade Schools! Liberal Minneapolis is melting down as ICE agents swoop in on…

NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
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NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…

20 US Airports Defy TSA: No Lines, No Drama, Just Freedom (and Maybe Some Anarchy)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

20 US Airports Defy TSA: No Lines, No Drama, Just Freedom (and Maybe Some Anarchy)

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

While some major airports are struggling with long security lines due to the government shutdown, a select few are cruising…

Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…

Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Trump's America: Where Chaos Reigns and the Patriots Thrive👋
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…

‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
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‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…

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