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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Trump Lashes Out At Yet Another Female Critic Because Of Course
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Trump Lashes Out At Yet Another Female Critic Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and folks, it’s getting interesting. He’s apparently not…

Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
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Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…

ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
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ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
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Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
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ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…

Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

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