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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…

FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…

PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel
PRIMUS DIVES HEADFIRST INTO A PSYCHEDELIC NIGHTMARE IN THEIR NEW ILLUSTRATED NOVELLA
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PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…

Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig
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Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Catherine O’Hara Died From Pulmonary Embolism, Death Certificate Reveals Well, folks, it looks like the comedy world has lost one…

“Kpop Demon Hunters” Launches Cereal So You Can Eat Your Idols’ Souls for Breakfast
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“Kpop Demon Hunters” Launches Cereal So You Can Eat Your Idols’ Souls for Breakfast

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Brace yourselves, cereal enthusiasts and K-pop stans, because the world is about to get drenched in a tidal wave of Kpop…

3 Million Docs Reveal Trump’s Epstein Connection—Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Paper Avalanche
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

3 Million Docs Reveal Trump’s Epstein Connection—Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Paper Avalanche

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

TRUMP’S NAME DROPPED 1,000+ TIMES IN EPSTEIN FILES — BUT DON’T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS! President Trump, the greatest leader…

Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center
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Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

In a heartbreaking turn of events that Democrats will surely blame on President Trump, a tragedy unfolds that proves the…

The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
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The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…

Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
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Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…

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