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Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
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Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…

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Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 AM every day

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

So the owner can care for his ill wife

When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure
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When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

A spooky ghost story about a hairy man-thing is being performed by Robert Lloyd Parry in an ancient cathedral, because…

Chatbots for Therapy: When Your Therapist Is a Glorified Toaster
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Chatbots for Therapy: When Your Therapist Is a Glorified Toaster

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🤖🧠 The Great AI Therapy Circus! 🤡 Half of America’s mentally ill, the other half self-diagnosing via ChatGPT. Join experts…

Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
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Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 17, 2025

Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…

LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)
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LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

LIONS AT THE GATE, the supergroup 🙄 featuring ex-ILL NIÑO rejects Cristian Machado (still screaming into the void), Ahrue “Luster”…

TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
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TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
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Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…

Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

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