The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…
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Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…
Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…
Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 AM every day
So the owner can care for his ill wife Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
When Ghosts Haunt Your Homework and Old Bibles Come to Life – A Medieval Misadventure
A spooky ghost story about a hairy man-thing is being performed by Robert Lloyd Parry in an ancient cathedral, because…
Chatbots for Therapy: When Your Therapist Is a Glorified Toaster
🤖🧠The Great AI Therapy Circus! 🤡 Half of America’s mentally ill, the other half self-diagnosing via ChatGPT. Join experts…
Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…
LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)
LIONS AT THE GATE, the supergroup 🙄 featuring ex-ILL NIÑO rejects Cristian Machado (still screaming into the void), Ahrue “Luster”…
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…