**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything, this sci-fi masterpiece is gracing our small town!**
Starring Nili Bassman, Caleb Scott, Carmen Borla, and Bates Wilder. IMDb rating: 9.0/10! 🤯 It’s like The Twilight Zone but edgier. Edgar sees the future; his wife doesn’t care; agents want stolen data. 🤣 Reviewers say it’s witty, funny, tense…basically, the best movie ever! 🎭🎬
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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