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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff
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Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Congratulations to us, fellow patriots, for we are living in the greatest era of American history, thanks to our fearless…

Fake news hates Trump’s genius Iran deal obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news hates Trump’s genius Iran deal obviously

Big ElephantMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic narrative about the so-called “importance”…

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
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Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

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