Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…
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Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…
Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…
Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who’s been under pressure from his supporters…
Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…
Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and it seems like conservative leaders are getting a…
New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…
Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…
Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Marco Rubio’s latest speech in Athens, Greece, and I have to say,…
ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…