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Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist
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Florida Vacation Ends in Fatal ICE Mishap for Mexican Tourist

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this tragic story from Florida, where a Mexican man, Juan Jairo Coronilla…

Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal
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Activist Freed No More Thanks To Appeals Court Reversal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals panel has reversed a lower court decision, and…

Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
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Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…

ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
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ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…

Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
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Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…

ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
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ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…

Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
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Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
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ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
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Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…

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