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Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
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Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…

Sleep Profiles, Impending Doom, and How to Get Fired: Today’s Excruciating Headlines
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Sleep Profiles, Impending Doom, and How to Get Fired: Today’s Excruciating Headlines

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Here’s your daily dose of liberal lunacy and deep-state shenanigans, folks! Don’t worry, President Trump is still in charge, making…

Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
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Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Wild Ride: 3 Countries Give Him the Boot While Courts Play Ping-Pong with His Life
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Wild Ride: 3 Countries Give Him the Boot While Courts Play Ping-Pong with His Life

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another deep-state stall tactic! Three African nations – Uganda, Eswatini, and Ghana – are refusing to take back…

Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
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Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
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CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves
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OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean…

Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists
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Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Chicago’s Metal Threat Fest 2025 has found itself at the epicenter of an international scandal so absurd it could give…

AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…

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