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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
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ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…

Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Holy Shinji, They're Actually Doing It!
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Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

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