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ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
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ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
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Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
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Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…

Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
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Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…

Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
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Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas
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ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving Christian Castro, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer…

Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
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Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…

Yungblud Tours On After Dirt Bike Crash With Jack Daniels Help
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Yungblud Tours On After Dirt Bike Crash With Jack Daniels Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Yungblud busted up his leg in a dirt-bike accident at the recent Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota, but isn’t…

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