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US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…

OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
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OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…

Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia
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Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Get ready to shiver in the cold, dark world of Frostpunk, finally making its way to the Switch on October…

Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams
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Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Acer’s got a whole new bag of tricks up its sleeve, and this time it’s all about handheld gaming. At…

Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets
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Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when tech companies gather to show off their latest and greatest at…

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

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