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Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist
🚨BREAKING: Capcom Is Apparently Rebooting Your Childhood Trauma—Again—With Resident Evil Code Veronica & Zero Remakes!🎉 😱 In a shocking twist…
Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…
Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…
U.S. Senators’ Brainwave Sync: Government Might Reopen (Maybe)
Desperate Dems Cave as Trump’s America Keeps Winning! Another pathetic attempt by the radical left to obstruct our glorious President…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs
Ah yes, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, the game we’ve all been pretending to be excited about since they…
Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…
Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…
Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…
James Bond 007: First Light Finally Emerges From The Shadows (Gameplay Shown, Release Date…Maybe)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, I/O Interactive graced us with a “fresh look” 👀 at their upcoming 007 First Light game…