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Lawmakers Triggered After Boat Gets Smashed, Want to See the Carnage and Whine About Round Two
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Lawmakers Triggered After Boat Gets Smashed, Want to See the Carnage and Whine About Round Two

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Another day, another Democrat witch hunt! Now they’re clutching their pearls over Secretary Hegseth taking out the trash in the…

Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland
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Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

So, Saint Etienne, those indie-pop relics, are finally crawling out of whatever retirement home they’ve been festering in to announce…

Carnival Cruise: Now With 100% More Homicide
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Carnival Cruise: Now With 100% More Homicide

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the Liberal media is going to twist this into something against our…

Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?
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Miss Rob: Queen of Camo or Swamp Siren?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

**Oh, Lesile Rob, you’re SOOO funny!** 😂Award-winning? International? She’s been spotted EVERYWHERE: Bored Teachers Comedy Tour, ABC, NBC, even “Steal…

Sisu Unchained: An Intimate Chat With the Finnish Dream Team of Helander & Tommila About Their Quest for Sweet, Sweet Vengeance
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Sisu Unchained: An Intimate Chat With the Finnish Dream Team of Helander & Tommila About Their Quest for Sweet, Sweet Vengeance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Sisu, that Finnish flick about an old dude who’s basically a one-man army against…

ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot
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ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal outrage machine is at it again? It seems ICE dared to do their job…

AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords
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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The AI International Film Fest is doing the most! 🤣 3 festivals in a row?** Los Feliz Theatre, 1822…

SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
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SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…

Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
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Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
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CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

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