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Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
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Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…

Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently
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Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s a…

US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
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US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
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Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
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Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
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AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow
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Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 MAX jets, and let me tell…

California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy
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California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Justice Department’s latest move. They’re dropping the case against…

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