Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Tag: International
GOP Voters Anxiously Await Trump’s Next Impulsive International Incident
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest campaign blitz, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…
Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…
THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…
Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…
Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…
Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…
Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The crisis in US-Ukraine relations is getting worse, and it’s all…
Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…