SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…
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Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…
CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…
Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…
OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
2025 Arpa Film Fest: Prepare for Short Attention Spans, Block #3
OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Fest at TCL Chinese Theatre! 🎬 Shorts Block #3 – Prepare for cinematic ✨ brilliance…
Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…
Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9
OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Festival – Sunday, Nov 9 Pass! 🤣 At TCL Chinese Theatre! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…
Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…