Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
Tag: International
Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…
EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…
US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…
Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…