Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be writing about this totally-not-made-up story about how some “scientists” are claiming that climate change is real. Can you believe it? I mean, our great President Donald Trump has already told us that it’s a hoax, a total scam perpetrated by the Chinese to undermine our economy. And yet, these so-called “experts” are still trying to push their liberal agenda down our throats. It’s just ridiculous.
I mean, come on, folks, let’s get real here. The Earth’s temperature is totally fine, and if it’s getting a little warmer, that’s just because of all the winning we’re doing under President Trump’s leadership. I’m pretty sure that’s what he said, anyway. And don’t even get me started on these “researchers” who claim that climate change is causing sea levels to rise and extreme weather events to become more frequent. Give me a break. That’s just not what I’ve seen on Fox News, and if it’s not on Fox, it’s not true, am I right?
Now, I know some of you liberal elites are going to try to tell me about all the “evidence” and “data” that supposedly supports the idea of climate change. But let me tell you, I’ve done my research (i.e., I’ve watched a few YouTube videos), and I know that it’s all just a bunch of hooey. I mean, have you seen the graphics on those climate models? They’re so fake, so photoshopped. And don’t even get me started on Al Gore – what a total joke. He’s just a failed politician trying to make a buck off of his silly climate change documentary.
And another thing, what’s with all these “international agreements” and “global efforts” to combat climate change? Sounds like a bunch of commie nonsense to me. I mean, why should we care about what’s happening in other countries? We’re America, the greatest country on Earth, and we don’t need to worry about what the rest of the world thinks. We’ll just build a wall around our atmosphere and keep all the bad climate change out. Problem solved.
In conclusion, let me just say that climate change is a total hoax, and if you believe otherwise, you’re just a brainwashed liberal sheep. Our great President Trump knows what’s best for this country, and if he says climate change is fake, then it’s fake. End of story. So, go ahead and keep on believing in your fairy tales about rising sea levels and melting ice caps. I’ll be over here, enjoying the beautiful weather and laughing at all you climate change alarmists. ** MAGA, baby! **
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
