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Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
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Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…

Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
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Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
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ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Apparently a lot of gunfire still
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Apparently a lot of gunfire still

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…

Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
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Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…

Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
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Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…

Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
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Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…

China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades
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China’s Economy Hits Snag Due to Iran’s Export Escapades

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China’s economy is having a bit of a rough time, and I’m not just talking…

Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not
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Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Persian Gulf, where Iran is apparently getting ready…

Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime
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Russia Wins Award For Outstanding Achievement In Cybercrime

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the US Justice Department has just announced the indictment of…

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