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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
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Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…

Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January
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Sekiro’s Theatrical Tease Evolves Into Full Crunchyroll Series This January

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Breaking news, gamers! The Sekiro: No Defeat anime finally has a release date, and it’s not exactly what we were…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
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Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
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ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…

AI Craves Your Table Now
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AI Craves Your Table Now

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that some people are using personal AI…

Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
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Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

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