Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…
Tag: Internet
Nation’s Water Now As Secure As Your Aunt’s Facebook Account
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyberattack on US water systems, and I have to say,…
AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Anthropic, an AI company that’s having a bit of a rough week. Apparently,…
Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…
OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
Xbox crashes under Halo hype Microsoft liable for incessant gamer disappointment
Microsoft’s Xbox Live is down, and I’m shocked. Said no one ever. The latest in a long line of outages…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…