OBITUARY Might Drop a New Album in the Distant Future, Says Dude Who Knows Things
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with RichardMetalFan94 (because, let’s be honest, who ELSE would care? 🤷♂️), OBITUARY bassist Terry Butler hinted…
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FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell
FEAR FACTORY, or as I like to call them, “Dino Cazares and Some Guys,” decided to dust off their grandpa…
BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…
‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…
BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…
L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…
Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) 🙄 kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…
Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”
So, apparently, our favorite trainwreck, Wes Scantlin of PUDDLE OF MUDD (or should we say Puddle *OF* Mud, because, you…