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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…

From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
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From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yōtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…

MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
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Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…

Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
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Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
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Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.💩…

Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about Vampire: The Masquerade, that little tabletop RPG from 1991 that just WON’T die 🧛. Yeah,…

Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What
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Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**Naomi Daniels is here to save America from daytime talk show boredom! 🤩 Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at…

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