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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…

DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)
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DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, so apparently the “Metal Queen” Doro Pesch (who?) is dropping a new single called “Warriors Of The Sea” this…

Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)
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Jane’s Addiction: Officially Deader Than Disco, According to Dave Navarro (RIP Hope)

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 Eight whole months after JANE’S ADDICTION (more like JANE’S ADDICTION to DRAMA 🙄) canceled their U.S. tour because…

Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”
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Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants
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AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! AI Skills Lab, a “free” 🙄 course by Talent Garden (with Microsoft‘s help!). 6 video pills 💊 (lol), 3…

Kirk Hammett’s Book Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed, Columbus
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Kirk Hammett’s Book Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed, Columbus

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

Alright, listen up, kiddos! 👴🏻 Kirk Hammett, you know, the dude who occasionally steps on his wah pedal in METALLICA…

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
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“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting
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Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2025

Tired of your friend’s dating woes? 🙄 PreAndRae’s YouTube channel is here to help! They’re offering 10-15 min Zoom interviews,…

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