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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers
Eric Dane’s Final Words Are Out, And No, They’re Not “Call Me McSteamy One Last Time”
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Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Well, folks, the Grim Reaper finally came knocking for Eric Dane, but not before he got a chance to sit…

MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up
Masterplan Finally Returns With "Metalmorphosis" After 12-Year Hiatus
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MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…

A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies
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A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds — gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…

ZAKK WYLDE: “PANTERA Reunion? Only If PHILIP ANSELMO And REX BROWN Can Handle DIMEBAG’s Ghost Riffs”
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ZAKK WYLDE: “PANTERA Reunion? Only If PHILIP ANSELMO And REX BROWN Can Handle DIMEBAG’s Ghost Riffs”

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh look, it’s PANTERA: The Phantom Reunion, starring Zakk Wylde as “The Guy Who’s Not Dimebag” and Charlie Benante as…

SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting
SLIPKNOT Fans Finally Get to Hear the "Lost Album" That Wasn't Even That Lost
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SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, well, well… Looks like the boys in the masks have finally decided to stop hoarding their “secret stash” of…

VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…

“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”
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“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! 🎮 Wildlight Entertainment just dropped Highguard—another “revolutionary” shooter destined to either redefine the genre or…

Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
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Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…

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