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Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!
The Tariffs Are Working! Oh Wait, They're Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s finally admitting what we’ve known all along! The deep state at the Federal Reserve Bank…

Apple Arcade’s February Lineup: Where Retro Nostalgia Meets Brain-Busting Strategy, Because Who Needs Sleep?
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Apple Arcade’s February Lineup: Where Retro Nostalgia Meets Brain-Busting Strategy, Because Who Needs Sleep?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Apple Arcade’s February 2026 lineup is here, and it’s like someone raided the discount bin of gaming history while sneaking…

The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The iPhone 17: Apple’s Magical AI Savior or Just Another Shiny Distraction?

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Big Tech’s Best Kept Secret: Apple’s iPhone 17 Just Saved America (Again) While Silicon Valley elitists waste billions on their…

POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To
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POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It 🤖🙏 Ladies,…

The Drum Major Instinct Is Why Your Neighbor Keeps Offering Unsolicited Opinions at the HOA Meeting
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The Drum Major Instinct Is Why Your Neighbor Keeps Offering Unsolicited Opinions at the HOA Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Theater of War Productions and BAM are definitely not exploiting MLK Day for attention on January 19, 2026 at the…

LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ
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LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, you didn’t know? Death metal’s back, and it’s brought a casket of nostalgia, a few riffs, and absolutely zero…

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Cómo entrenar a tu cerebro para que el 2026 no termine como tu resolución de gym del 2023

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

¡Alerta de gurú! 🚨 Un tipo con aura de incienso y pantalones de yoga te ofrece enfocar tu mente para…

The Longest Night: Pam Grossman & Janaka Stucky Summon the Solstice with More Drama Than a Winter Storm
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The Longest Night: Pam Grossman & Janaka Stucky Summon the Solstice with More Drama Than a Winter Storm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 18, 2025

Attention, mystical misfits and cosmic couch potatoes! 🧙‍♂️🌙 This online Winter Solstice Zoom fest promises to be the most magical…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…

JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…

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