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Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions
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Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there’s this guy Siddharth Jawahar, the creator of a Texas-based…

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

iPhone Design May Pose Problem For Left Handed Users
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iPhone Design May Pose Problem For Left Handed Users

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Apple’s newly announced iPhone Duo is already facing criticism from left-handed users, who claim that the device’s design may not…

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…

Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One
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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

IFA 2026 has brought us a plethora of innovations, and Hohem, a global technology brand, has unveiled its first smart…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
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USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…

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