Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦♂️! In…
Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…
In a shocking turn of events that has fans more confused than a bassist trying to count in 7/8 time,…
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
Attention, headbangers and vinyl collectors: MORE is back to remind you that they’ve been here all along, probably lifting weights…
Blaze Bayley, the man who once fronted Iron Maiden when Bruce Dickinson was busy being a pilot, has decided to…
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…
