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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NY Times Fights Back With Sassy Counter Lawsuit

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The New York Times has filed a counterclaim against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), and I’m sipping my coffee,…

Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
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Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…

New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
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New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
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Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…

Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
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Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…

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