2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…
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Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to go full Fort Knox for a night of self-congratulatory back-patting! The 98th Academy…
Gavin Newsom Confidently Declares California Safe from Iranian Drones, FBI Memo Be Damned
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Football, the beautiful game where overpaid athletes chase a ball for 90 minutes while the rest of us pretend it…
OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
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‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’ Is a Secret Massacre Movie That Will Make You Question Your Childhood
If I wanted to torture my brother when we were kids, I only needed to say two words: “Blueberry Girl.”…
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Bro is the Jordan of roller skating Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Energy Secretary Says War with Iran Is Just ‘Short-Term Pain’— Sen. Coons Calls It ‘Nonsense’ Because Clearly He’s Never Had a Hangover
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CNN Exposes: Missing Teen Keeps Showing Up in d4vd’s DMs Before Turning Up as a Missing Poster
Don’t believe the fake news! There’s a lot more to this story than CNN wants you to know. So this…
Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…