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Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
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Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…

Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed
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Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like AI is getting a little too smart for…

Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently

FinnAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Lionsgate is once again digging into the depths of its catalog, this time resurrecting the Leprechaun franchise for yet another…

New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable
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New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a boat capsizing in New York harbor, and I’m shaking my head. A woman…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
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ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities
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Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s White House ballroom project, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
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Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…

Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes
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Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta flight that had to make an emergency return to Atlanta…

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