Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…
Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…
Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…
SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…
Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…
GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…
Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…