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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas
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ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving Christian Castro, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
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Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time
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Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the incredible life of Dolly Parton, who passed away this week. Folks, she…

Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
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Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
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GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…

SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
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SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
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Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

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