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THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror
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THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 27, 2026

Would YOU make it through Woods of Terror? 😈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest
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ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the US immigration system is getting more and…

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
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Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
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Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…

CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars
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CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s recent trip to Moscow, and I have to…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

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