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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again
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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Nintendo’s Holiday Preview was a masterclass in nostalgia, and I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a sucker for it. As…

Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…

Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
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Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
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Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal
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Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Trump is hitting the campaign trail again, and this time he’s headed to Grand…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…

Court Passes On ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Free Speech Conundrum
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Court Passes On ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Free Speech Conundrum

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

The Supreme Court has decided not to take up a case involving two middle school students who were told to…

Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia
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Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Get ready to shiver in the cold, dark world of Frostpunk, finally making its way to the Switch on October…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

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