Little Dilley Dwellers: The Tiny Terrors of the Town
Trump’s America: The Truth About Dilley and the Great Migrant Hoax The liberal media is at it again, spewing their…
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Vance’s X account deletes post recognizing Armenian genocide, proving even social media ghosts are afraid of Turkey’s wrath
JD Vance’s Staff Accidentally Tells the Truth, White House Panics In a shocking display of accidental honesty, Vice President JD…
‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
MASTERPLAN Drops ‘Chase The Light’ Single From Upcoming ‘Metalmorphosis’ Album – Because Apparently, Metal Needs a Glow-Up
After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…
Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!
Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…
Trump’s 2000s Wisdom: ‘Everyone Knows Epstein’s Just a Party Animal’
HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Trump Was HERO During Epstein Scandal, Called Cops to THANK THEM! In what can only be described…
Progressive Analilia Mejia, Bernie Sanders’ Bestie, Secures NJ Victory as Rival Throws in the Towel and Orders Pizza
Progressives Cheer Socialist Victory in NJ—Because America Clearly Needs More Marxism! In a shocking turn of events that no one…
Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)
Starsand Island landed on my desk with all the subtlety of a 50-ton combine harvester—courtesy of CGM’s Dayna Eileen, whose…
“Valentine Silent Headphones Party: The Ultimate Covert Hookup Operation”
DETROIT, prepare your ears for the SILENT apocalypse! 🎧💔 On Saturday, Feb 14th, 9pm-2am, Bleu Detroit hosts the *Valentine’s Day…
KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”
Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…