Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…
Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…
Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this incredible story of a Georgia teacher who saved a young girl from…
Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…
RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…
Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Karmelo Anthony case, and folks, this is quite the story. A Texas…