Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former police officer, James Aren Duckett, was put to death…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…
Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…
Boeing Takes Another Huge Hit To Maybe Deliver Plane On Time
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Boeing’s Air Force One project is still sinking, and I…
TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…
Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…
West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…
Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…
Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…
Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…